Vest…

I need a vest and a name tag.  I find myself giving people help quite often. The other day. a couple of nurses were trying to get a patient in a bed on the elevator.  They tried in vain, but it didn’t fit.  Have you tried the service elevator?  They didn’t know where they were so I helped them. I can tell when someone is confused or lost, so I volunteer to help. I’ve done this so many times at Walmart,  I need compensation. Excuse me, do you know where they keep sour cream? My wife made a list, and I don’t want to screw it up… I just ran into a couple who were clearly lost. The woman had lost her hair- I had a feeling I knew where they were headed. I watched them ask the janitor – he was sorry, but he had no idea. I interjected, can I help you?… Not only do I know where you’re going, but my son’s there too. Follow me.  You’ll be in good hands up there. “Oh thank you, we’ve been lost in this hospital for an hour.” Jake has 2 new neighbors this morning. I think I’ll stop by and offer to show them around this big,  strange , scary place…